Joint Hit Team

SchlaraffenlandDo the Dutch, Belgian, German and French law enforcement people actually understand what they are saying when they call their war-on-drugs patrols along the Dutch border with Belgium and Germany “Joint Hit Teams“?

I happen to know from well informed circles, that a Joint is mostly smoked in a Team where everyone Hits it a few times and passes it on. I could think that this has something to do with the governments sense of humour, but is that really possible?

Well, as a matter of fact: yes! I actually suspect some Dutch officer to allow himself a prank like this with the distinct objective to make the international news. He is slapping his thighs right now, bragging to his colleagues, while drinking his morning coffee, how his fabulous pun is going around the globe. I hope for his sake that his superiors have the same sense of humour and let him keep his job. We need guys like him on the force.

We also need the Joint Hit Teams, I strongly believe, because we – in this country – are getting sick and tired of these Ganja-Hypocrite governments of countries like Germany, France and Belgium, who are very willing to export their “drug problems” to the Netherlands and still manage to keep a straight face while reproaching us for our liberal policies.

Get real, you naïve, silly people. Remove your heads from your asses and liberalise cannabis in your countries, so you can keep your problems within your own borders!