I have decided to put the knowledge and skills, that I have acquired over the years, to the advantage of other people. I will do that by starting my practice in Socioplacebic Therapy.
What is Socioplacebic Therapy?
It is a therapy against weariness, low energy because of illness or depression, anxiety, self-image problems and general feelings of insecurity because of the state of the planet or regional political reality. The therapy will bring your energy back, it will remove your anguish and it will simply make you feel better.
How does it work?
Very simple. We sit down and talk. I won’t touch you physically.
How do we start?
The first consult will be somewhat special. I will try to find out as much as possible about you and make notes. By the advanced technique of “cold-reading”, I will extract information from you, that will help me to apply the appropriate therapeutic “flavour”. I will make a plan and you will stick to that. In the mean time, I will tell you to follow common sense in your way of life. I will advice you to live healthily, to eat less or no meat, to drink less or no alcohol, to stop smoking and start exercising and eat only substances that are entirely void of unnecessary supplements. And we will talk more.
How do we continue?
The talking is meant to make you think about yourself and your context. It will relax you in relation to other people around you. It will give you some knowledge and pointers as to where to get more of it. I will teach you to think for yourself and to make your own decisions and – more to the point – to form a properly based opinion on almost anything you can think of.
After some consults, usually between 5 or 10, you will be able to stand on your own two feet and search for more help – from medical or scientific professionals – for any illnesses you might have. After that, you are on your own.
What does it cost?
The therapy does not come cheap. It will cost you a honorarium that lies between € 50,- and € 100,- per consult of one to 1,5 hours a piece, depending on your condition and willingness.
Where will it happen?
We will work in a surrounding that is comforting to you. Your home, your favourite pub (you will pick up the tab), your church or private nude beach, anywhere you like. If I have to travel far, you will cover my expenses for that too.
Feel free to contact me over the e-mail address listed on the contact page and make me some dosh. I am there to meet your expectations!
